So, I had a pretty funny embarassing moment last week! I was on the phone back in my bedroom and the kids were out jumping on our new trampoline! One of the kids comes to me in my bedroom and says, "mom, someone is here to see you and it's a POLICEMAN!" I couldn't believe it. I didn't know why so I kept my sister - in- law on the phone and said, "Hi!" To the police officer. He said, "Hi. Someone called 911 from this number?" I said goodbye to my sister in law on the phone and was just shocked --- "ummm. No, I have been on this phone talking for a while now. Ummm.... was it this phone or my cell phone?"
Then he looked up and saw Kimball standing in the kitchen with blood dripping out his nose and down his shirt and shorts. The police officer said, "well, what's wrong with him?"
I came around closer to the kitchen and saw Kimball --- oh shoot! I said, "I don't know. Kimball what happened?" Kimball said, "I don't know," shrugged his shoulders and grabbed more tissue off the kitchen counter. The buzzer on my oven was beeping -- because I had been making chocolate chip cookies and I was still thinking who in the world called 911. So, here I am just dumbfounded wondering looking and finally I just said, "ok, let me get the cookies out of the oven." So, I did that. Then umm.... let me account for all of my kids and just make sure they are all here...... yep all accounted for. "Ok, well sir, I am not sure what happened here but would you like a chocolate chip cookie." Then the door opened again and there was another cop. "Hi! How are you!" He says to me, "Wow it smells good in here!" So the first policeman says, "What took you so long?" They exchanged a little conversation. I told them I was sorry for wasting their time and I didn't know what the problem was. I offered cookies again and they just said no thanks - I was like how can you turn down homemade cookies? They said well, we really aren't suppose to. Ha ha ha! I was thinking -- WISE choice guys -- I looked like a wacko I am sure - my kids are scattered all over - one is bleeding and I am back in my room oblivious to what is happening in my kitchen - I arrive to a beeping oven, a policeman and a little boy with a bloody nose, little Tori was just checkin the whole thing out while she sat lazily on the couch drinkin a bottle and Collin was still out laughing and jumping on the trampoline. So, this guy is thinking this woman - beat her kid - he called 911 and now the mom is acting stupid - like "oh I have no idea what happened - why officer would you like a poisioned cookie? It's all just a big plot to get you both here for death by cookies of Betty Homemaker!!! HAHAHA!!
They left and I laughed out loud! Ok guys what happen to Kimball and who the heck called 911!
Funny stuff!