Have you ever had just one of those days!! Well, I should have realized it was going to be an interesting day when I caught myself mid sprint running down the trash man - only to notice I was only wearing one sock and my shorts were falling off! Seriously - it was just one of those days I thought, hmmm.... I should start over and try again! Literally like wake up on the other side or something! So, really I was being LAZY - no school for the kids and an opportunity to sleep in. I slept in til 9 or so.... hahaha! And when I woke up I said, "Ok kids, we have lots going on today, but lets start by decorating Easter eggs. Then, we need to get it all cleaned up before we start having friends over and all the other things we have planned!" With that, I heard shrieks and squeals from the kids and then a rumble... a familiar rumble - the trash truck! Oh man, Nathan was out of town and he is the one that usually takes the trash down to the street on Fridays --but no, he wasn't home and I forgot and I just ran out to the garage - got the door up and saw the trash truck already down our street - so I decided right then and there - I was not going to wait a whole 'nother week to get my trash picked up - So I started running - full speed ahead!! My shorts started falling down and I grabbed them and yanked them up mid stride - only to realize I was only wearing one sock! (You see, I have an in grown toenail and it just kills to even have a sock on it, but my feet were cold during the night so - hence the one sock woman) Anyway, that made me realize I was in my pajamas and had messy hair! I just hope none of my neighbors saw me! What a joke! But, guess what! I caught that trash man - just in time! He reversed all the way back to my house and waited for me to get my trash bin out there! The best part --- My little guy Collin ran out to watch this whole display and he started cheering when the trash man dumped our bin in his truck! Then he said, "Yea Mommy! You did it!" He was so stinkin' cute!! Well, I was quite proud of myself and went inside with a little grin on my face!
Ok, but that was just the first 15 minutes or so of being awake -- now for the fun stuff! Motherhood - it is a delight! So, I come back in to the children all ready and eager to make eggs! And I smell a little stinker - yep Tori needs a diaper change! Ok, so I start changing her - you know because she's had a bit of a rash and I just thought I better hurry and change her. There are the wipeees right there and then I will go get a diaper in a second. But you know what - the phone rang! My mother and I were discussing Easter plans while I got her all cleaned up! But I got a little too involved in the conversation and Tori waddled way from me. I am just chatting away when I hear her scream and cry - like she had been hurt - I hopped up and to my surprise, she has something green and gooey all over her hands! I had to do a double take --- is it? NO! could it be? nO! WAIT - yes.... oh my heck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She pooped AGAIN! And this time - no diaper and she was obviously just as surprised because she decided to touch it and figure it out! So, I know - none of my readers probably really want to hear the rest - but I will just say it is amazing how fast she could spread that on all surfaces in a 1 foot radius! That darn stinky baby poo was on my couch, the carpet, the rug, her clothes and last but not least - just as I was picking her up - bam - she had to wipe her tears and there it was on her face! YUCK!!! I was just screaming on the phone to my mom - oh mom it's everywhere! oh.. gosh - this is so gross! I was just like arggh.... and my mother's response - "Oh Kathy, this is going to be funny one day. Just laugh honey! It's ok."
"WHAT? THis will never be funny," I thought to myself!! "No, never funny - good "look what I survived" story but not ever FUNNY!"
Ok, so of course I hung up the phone and got her into the bath tub - all cleaned up, then cleaned up the living room AND it hit me - oh no - the dye for the eggs and a 3 year old boy -- that can never be good!! So, I went to check on that --- really not too bad - but, come on, Easter egg dye with over anxious kids is not what I call exactly the most adorable thing about raising kids. Oh I know I see all of your pictures on your blogs of these perfectly dressed children, making the most adorable crafty little Easter eggs and it is just a little piece of heaven on Earth at your house --well, like I said, it was just more ummm... fun but I couldn't wait for the activity to be over!
Then, oh then, does anyone have a child that LOVES the computer or Wii or game boy or any other electronic device? Well, I have a little one that becomes like an obsessed gremlin. So, we have a little rule that each kid gets 20 minutes of computer a day. That is pretty good I think. So, one of my kids - I won't say who, loves the computer and I must say is pretty stinkin good at it. In fact, I lie and tell him he gets 30 mins when really I let him stay on for like an hour! It keeps him happy, busy and not bothering the sisters! hahaha! But the problem today is that on Club Penguin he got to find all the Easter eggs and win a prize for doing it! He was on the computer from 7 am when he woke up (remember I wanted to sleep in - so I said yeah, just go get on the computer, I'll be up in a little bit!) Well, that kid was on the computer for almost 3 hours this morning! yikes!!! Anyway, I think that is what created the crazy monster inside to start taking over his body. I let him be on it too long ---- and guess what happened next. His sister decided to have her turn - in a possessed voice he commanded her to play a certain game, and when she lovingly replied - ok, I will try it, but if I can't win I wanna play something else. HE growled and said, "arggggggggggggg......... NO!" Then squeezed her arm - as if to say - you will or else!!! So, momma BEAR came out with a bigger growl and scolded him and without thinking to much said - "That's it - no computer for 2 weeks and we need to have a talk!"
So, you want to know what makes this bad --- WHAT THE BEANS am I going to do with this boy for the next 2 weeks??? I guess this will be good! I need to play with him more! I realize that - his sisters go off together, then his littler siblings are too little to really play with - so he kinda gets the middle kid syndrome and feels like he has no one to play with! SO, we played soccer together in the back yard today!! YEA! Looks like I might be doing a lot of that the next 2 weeks!
OK - I think I better stop! No one wants to read a novel -- but hopefully this will be fun to read in like 20 years from now! It turned out to be a good day! BUSY, FUN and hey at least I can really say - I never get bored!! That is a blessing! I love being a mom! It is miraculously very rewarding and peaceful even amongst chaos!